Man, I just realised I pissed away my entire night reading wikipedia. From learning about Xenu and that all human beings on earth are from an alien culture (no really!): Scientology, to uh, the many exploits of Eva Peron's corpse, wonderfully named "The escapades of Evita's corpse" to learning that Queen Elizabeth II has a husband, and he's STILL living (am I the only one who thought he was dead?), finally ending in Missing Man Formation for aeroplanes.

Shit. My History essay is non existant and I haven't done any work today. I feel bad :(