HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fanfiction.net is so amusing :D

I was complaining about someone who paired up Tom Riddle (<3) and Harry Potter

Inspired by what transpired yesterday I decided to go look for Hagrid romance fics.

Here are the true gems:
3. Found by Fishified reviews
My name is Remus Lupin, I’m a homosexual werewolf, and this is my story. ::Theme 67::

6. In the name of Love and Bad Fanfics by Steal reviews
Dobby gets raped and turns up at Hagrids doorstep. A beautiful love ensues.. well, not really. It's actually quite scary. Then they get married. Then Dobby nearly dies.. next: Dobby realises that Hagrid is a man.

17. Big Things in Little Places by Araminta Melliflua reviews
A lonely half-giant longs for love...a butterbeer addicted house-elf seeks someone to understand her woes...wrongness ensues. Watch out for scary innuendo.

20. From the Flower by misted-oracle reviews
Neville's accident in the greenhouse leads to much more. Slash: NevilleHagrid

23. Their Eternal Embrace by CaptainBianca reviews
Hagird and Dobby spend an evening together and their fierce bottled emotions are released.

Gosh. Talk about freaks inheriting the earth, nevermind the meek!

On the upside, not Hagrid/Pansy ones yet :D

edit: OH MY GOODNESS!

I was searching for FILCH fics (under romance) and I merrily concluded that there were none because i pressed the wrong button and instead search romance between Snape and Filch -.-

Well, at least there were none.

4. Misunderstood by ohso-oblivious reviews
Harry thinks Filch's just misunderstood. HF. PG13 for language.

9. Umbridge and Filch: A Strange Romance by thehpgang reviews
Filch and Umbridge: a strange yet perfect match. By Dobby. (talk about ALIEN and SPAWN)

11. Secret Affairs of the Janitor by whereiswaldo reviews
The quite disturbing relationship between Hogwarts' Janitor and Percy Weasley. Those with weak constitutions may want to leave the building.

13. To Love a Hooded Snake by Brick Retarded Weatherman reviews
The worst most horrible piece of fanfiction you will ever read. Filch and Voldemort. Slash..obviously. Nothing graphic. Read if you want a few terrible, guilty laughs. One-Shot. Complete. (noooo, not Tom Riddle!)

21. Love Gone to the Cats by The Cleric 007 reviews
A long time ago, in a galaxy not that far away (the Harry Potter world, in fact), Mrs. Norris was a young, beautiful and unhappy wife, and Argus Filch was her handsome, young gardener. Written for the Hogwarts FQF. ONE-SHOT

27. Nocturnal Affair by Kitzaku reviews
[Lee Jordan/Filch] Filch is on his nightly rounds when he runs into Lee.

And here's a most novel one -.-

2. Oxygen by hiddensoullover reviews
[OneShot Prequel to 'If Only'] Pansy and Hermione get trapped in Trelawney's closet on day and discover some of the benefits of the lack of air...AND schoolmates! WARNING: FEMSLASH! ShojoAi!

I give up on the world.