Okay so woooo, maybe I might just not fail anything after all.

I hope!

And this horrible week has finally come to an end, though the thought that this will all be repeated again in Term 4 isn't too far from my ever pessimistic mind :/

Okay fine, so maybe I won't fail Math Studies, of all things (1st question: How many minutes is it to 4 o'clock? Underneath: picture of a digital clock in 24 hour format) but tomorrow is Bio, and that's really my weakest subject AAAAAAAA.

I want to pass, but besides that I really fear failing because I am scared of my teacher :/

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Mmm, going to fail Math Studies tomorrow ):

Why thank you... You're the best Math teacher I ever had.

Up and leaving like that without a second thought.

Nevermind the fact you're still holding onto our worksheets.

Nevermind the fact that you were supposed to contact me during the holidays and teach me the stuff I missed out in Term 1.

Nevermind the fact it's 3 days to the Math exam and I still have no idea what the hell I'm going to do because HEY I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.

So now I have to beg my Sec Math Tuition teacher to come and try and salvage my Math, the day before my Math paper.

You win the teacher of the year award, honestly!

Thank you SO MUCH PAUL FOO.

I hope you got fired.

Wow 500th post, and damn, this is going to be a good one.

I was on msn just now when someone added me, before I could ask who it was the person asked me if I was a Melvin... who wanted cybersex. The convo that followed next is sexually explict and no way would I have had the balls to do it if I didn't have cw goading me on, LAWL.

Beware people, but it's still awesome.

By the way it was a female, unless it's a gay guy or something.
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sexy, let's make love says:

hi.. melvin here?

sexy, let's make love says:

is this melvin? my fren said u wanted a sexchat n webcam sessn..

me

what the flying fuck/

me

wrong person

sexy, let's make love says:

ok

sexy, let's make love says:

sorry

sexy, let's make love says:

youre melwong2303?

sexy, let's make love says:

oh fuck.. rong additn..

me

2*03

sexy, let's make love says:

ok srry.

me

uh huh yes

me

hope you get your fun

sexy, let's make love says:

wanna help mi anywae?

me

by?

sexy, let's make love says:

sex chat..

me

to you?

sexy, let's make love says:

wif me..

sexy, let's make love says:

or any frens 2 recommend..

me

what about the melvin person you intended to add?

sexy, let's make love says:

ya.. adding nw..

me

any success?

sexy, let's make love says:

no...nt accptd yet.

me

maybe he's offline

me

still searching for someone?

sexy, let's make love says:

k..

sexy, let's make love says:

ya..

sexy, let's make love says:

yz?

me

are you that hot girl in that picture?

sexy, let's make love says:

ya. hu r u?

sexy, let's make love says:

where r u from?

sexy, let's make love says:

s'p?

me

nope in a JC

me

how old are you?

sexy, let's make love says:

no ure from singapore i meant?

sexy, let's make love says:

im from sp.. 19

me

oh right, yeah based in singapore

sexy, let's make love says:

which jc r u frm

me

i'm an indonesian scholar

me

from NJC

sexy, let's make love says:

wads ur name.?

me

melvin wong

sexy, let's make love says:

so ure melvin?

me

one melvin, not the one you're looking for though

sexy, let's make love says:

oh..

sexy, let's make love says:

u want sex chat?

me

sure why not

me

could use a little destressing

sexy, let's make love says:

kewl.. melvin do u masturbate?

me

of course

me

twice everyday

me

till my balls get dry

sexy, let's make love says:

kewlz.. ure my kind of guy

sexy, let's make love says:

so u wanna start?

me

anytime you're ready

sexy, let's make love says:

sure.. u start by saying something..lets have cybersex k..

me

aren't you starting it?

me

this is my first time having cybersex with someone

sexy, let's make love says:

guys first?

sexy, let's make love says:

oh okie.

me

it's sexier if the girls takes charge

sexy, let's make love says:

you jus say out wad u think of doin kz

sexy, let's make love says:

so first we r on a bed

sexy, let's make love says:

i kiss u deeply and my tongue enters urmouth

sexy, let's make love says:

n i rub myself against u..feeling ur hardness

sexy, let's make love says:

massaging ur cock with my pussy.. dry fuck

sexy, let's make love says:

ur turn..

me

i continue kissing you

sexy, let's make love says:

r u masturbating now?

me

as my hands wander all over your neck and shoulders

me

and i start pinching your bum as you moan

sexy, let's make love says:

in real lyf

sexy, let's make love says:

i moan and my hands reach into ur boxers...

me

my hands move upwards and start to unbutton your blouse

me

i reach for your bra and tear it off

me

it makes a sound like a paper ripping

sexy, let's make love says:

i press my breasts against ur hard chest

sexy, let's make love says:

n i tug at ur boxers..

sexy, let's make love says:

pull it down

sexy, let's make love says:

r u masturbating in real lyk?

sexy, let's make love says:

lyf?

me

yes

me

taking it real slow

me

making it last longer

me

you're so hot

me

you set me on fire baby

me

i grab at your nipple and lower my head

me

sucking them and nibbling like a suckling pig

sexy, let's make love says:

my nipples arch up

sexy, let's make love says:

iam so turned on babie..

sexy, let's make love says:

fuck me please...

me

my hands reach lower and i tug at your jeans

me

but the belts in the way so i have to stop sucking

me

i pull away as my saliva makes a trail down your chest like the upper course of a river

me

meandering down your stomach

me

i undo you belt and fling it across the room

me

in the distance i hear a crash

me

but you're moaning so hard for me

sexy, let's make love says:

i take off my underwear for u babie

me

and i can see you're all wet

me

the glistening reflected in the light of the television

me

news of a child being named '4real' on it

me

as i start stroking you

me

you alright baby?

sexy, let's make love says:

im ok

sexy, let's make love says:

i dun get wad u mean by 4real

me

still masturbating?

sexy, let's make love says:

yes

me

sorry let me continue

sexy, let's make love says:

kz

me

you lie back on the bed, legs open

me

and i insert my middle finger into you

sexy, let's make love says:

i moan as my juices flow out onto ur finger

me

i remove my finger and stick it up your anus

sexy, let's make love says:

its tight babie..feel it..

me

i am baby

me

i remove my finger and grab a banana off the side table

me

and i slow slide it up your anus

sexy, let's make love says:

i moan in pleasure..

sexy, let's make love says:

and i beg for ur cock insead..

me

i reach over and take the remote control of the tv

me

i must deny myself this pleasure

me

it makes me feel better

me

i rub the control over you, wetting them

me

then i slowly slide it up you

sexy, let's make love says:

i moan in pleasure and beg u to put e real thing in me

sexy, let's make love says:

i want to cum

me

instead i start moving the remote in and out slowly

me

and channels on the tv change

me

i started to thrust it in faster and faster

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After that she stopped responding. Guess i'm a bad online lover.

Happy 500th post ^_^

That time of the year has come around again and the invitations have been sent, it is homecoming for the 2006 graduands of MGS!

However studying mind-blowingly dull Bio has one effect on the mind, the ability to generate random bouts of amusement out of thin air and I just added another tick to the form they sent out, "my parents will be attending..." except it's addressed to my aunt. In the USA.

Ohohoho!

I honestly cannot wait till all of this is over. One more week, one more week! I tell myself, but somehow the stress level I'm at now is actually comparable to what I felt during the O levels, there is much less to lose, but all the same there is even more that could be lost should I fail this time and unlike the O levels, it's a school tradition to typically bulldoze over all the students every mid-terms.

Watch us fall, white, bare necked, bowling pins across the tiling of the boarding school hall (or if not everyone else, me at least).

And there is nothing more that I want than to just snuggle up to you and close my eyes, and drift off into a deep slumber.

Shit I am really dead (besides being dead tired) for next week's tests. I still have quite a bit to revise, and worse still I have to really pick up what I missed out in Term 1 in addition to the revision, not that it's the first time I'm touching Term 1 work, but before it was just reading through, but now I not only have to merely understand it, but to understand it really really well. It doesn't help that not much assistance was given to us 2nd intake students for the lessons we missed during Term 1.

So besides that which is making me stressed out, my air conditioning is being damn weird and switching on and off by itself, and the temperature keeps going from ice cold to normal. Essentially, it's freaking possessed.

Hooray.

As always JLC's post on the sleepover wins hands down, and it was quite good all in all (: Though for most of the part everyone was doing different things like watching movies on Chun Wui's laptop or playing Darren's Wii. Oh well. Though it seemed like no one would sleep at all, by 12/1-ish Cheryl was conked out on the bed upstairs, and the last people to sleep were also the most drunk, at 5:30-ish so now it's a sleepover instead of a all night party! Aha.

And I am talking rubbish now.

Thank you for making it all the more enjoyable (: (wish I could say more!)

I just remembered this random quote from some time ago

My History Group: Eh who won the Spanish Civil War? // Dunno, ask Patrick!
Patrick: The Spanish

Incidentally that's what chapter I'm studying now. Can't... concentrate. Damn.

Aha くろあげは!

I feel like I haven't done much today.

Ho hum.

Oh yes: HMV is having a great sale on now, especially on dvds/vcds (did not check out the cds), bought 4 of them myself for under S$27, so yup, really worth it. Problem is, where do I now find the time to watch the huge backlog of movies I have?

What a delightful problem, hohoho!

This morning my mind was literally in overdrive, great, fantastical ideas were coming out, even more unbelievable and the other. Only problem? I wasn't thinking of school work or studies - I was thinking of how I should do Anna's myspace profile. Stay tuned, I have some really weird/elaborately planned profile for her! Aha.

しあわせです! (:

Like I ever needed another reason to hate people.

As if that bloody video was not bad enough, the comments are like... WTF MAN. 3 idiots taking up time on the idiot box was bad enough, but the comments show that there are so many other brainless morons out there.

I ANTI-TURTLE YOU!

*あしたはにようびです!

There are books out there so horrifying to read that one must periodically take breaks from the pages, for total immersion would literally tear away at one's soul and belief in mankind.

And as Zolof the Rock & Roll Destroyer's Plays Pretty for Baby (thank you Elliot!) rings over the speakers and thoughts of you come to mind, I feel the burden lifted away, the peace once again returning to my heart.

Today I was at a class outing to watch Ocean's Thirteen, despite the fact I have not seen Ocean's Eleven or Twelve.

I met up with Mong around 12:30 at Paradiz Centre and we walked about aimlessly, weaving in and out of the shopping place till we ended up at Peace Centre and Chun Wai called, so we went (taking our sweet time actually) to go meet him, and along the way Gerald came. We had lunch at this Kebab place at Peace Centre, which wasn't too bad, but can't be compared to Anatolia at Far East Plaza, the service was crapped too as the guy taking orders largely ignored Mong, Gerald and I to entertain the other older female customers (or alternatively you could not consider me female as most people do). I swear that place was filled with women, the only males around were from our group.

After lunch we went to play snooker? pool? God-knows-what, and the last time I played was some mini-pool thing when I was 10, so I had no idea how to play (and in retrospect I have no bloody idea what I was playing anyway) and Chun Wai and Gerald had to teach me how. The game itself was pretty funny since I was obviously bad at it and was paired with Chun Wai, together (more like him being 99% and me 1%) we managed to win every single game (3) against Gerald and Mong.

Around 3-ish Darren came, followed by Cheryl and Joash, then Ted Kin. Mong even played Para Para and got the top position - only because it had evidently never been played on before. Later Darren, Cheryl, Mong and I played Daytona, and I ended up against Darren and got my ass kicked, around the 16/17th lap, Ted Kin came by and tried to save the game, but I was losing too severely. Then we walked to the Cathay and Cielo managed to suddenly sneak up and appear behind the group of us, then Matthew/JLC. Jim and Anne made a less sneaky entrance and Shao Xiong was outside the cinema area.

We had dinner at Billy Bombers and Cheryl had this really weird Cheese Soup thing :x Afterwards we walked towards Plaza Singapura and just spent the rest of the time wandering about there before retiring to Starbucks and then heading home.

So effectively I have not done any work today :/ Not that I am some super-hardworking person, just that wtf, I feel like I have a lot of work to do these holidays and I still have a very overdue TOK essay due to PTan, on the other hand the only person from my class who has handed it up is Chun Wai, mad!

3 days more.

I'd always known the nights would be terrible, even before you mentioned it yesterday, just not this bad.

Happy Birthday (or sun yat fai lok) was simply the best movie I have seen in a long time, entirely character driven and as minimalist as it could possibly be, a world away from the many blockbusters around as of late.

List of Bears native to 5.9:
Ted Kin - Stuffy Bear
Gen - Bear in the Big Blue House
Lex - Ass (Donkey) Bear
Gerald - Care Bear
Nic - Kawaii ^_^ Bear
MONG - Polar Bear (because he is huge and white)
*Shao Xiong - Small Bear

*added 7th June '07