Hi. I am a rat. I am not a very pretty rat, not a rat than can run very fast or a rat that's very intelligent.

All I can do is not stop people dead in their tracks with strikingly bad whiskers and woffly nose, get up and run as best as I can when I fall and learn the scent of cheese and avoid it.

I am a very lousy rat. But at least I am still a rat and not a sloth.