Monday, January 22, 2007

The Sea Green Gang of Justice

Once upon a time in the land of Sillypore there lived a girl who commuted to work by MRT.

This girl was by no means a morning person. In fact she hated mornings. Mornings were meant for sleeping, not for moving about. Still nonetheless this girl got up everyday to go to work, somewhat druggedly. In fact her brain didn't really start functioning till after about and hour after she woke, approximately the time she was dropped off at the MRT station.

It was right after the weekend, the dreaded MONDAY and her she was feeling even more braindead that usual, if that was possible, however she still felt a little cheerful in her heart, after all it was yet another day to live - right? Today was also a special day, as in her hands she held her special SEA FOAM GREEN FILE which she intended to bring to work. From the outside, the file looked relatively normal, it said 'Ikoma Language School' in Arial font, inside were a few papers, however the file and the girl both held a secret - they were THE SEA GREEN GANG OF JUSTICE!

As the girl had a small smile on her lips, a woman passed by with a fearsome scrowl, making the girl angry because she was scrowled at for no reason! Within a nanosecond the girl zipped forth with her MIGHTY FILE OF JUSTICE and whacked the evil behemoth onto the train tracks. Just then, the train came by and squished the evil denizen, it's screams ending suddenly. The girl chuckled to herself and patted her file lovingly and walked on board the train.

The train was snug as usual, and it was a pretty uneventful ride. The girl was happy.

At her station, she got out and walked towards her office, stopping at the junction when the lights were green and the cars were a-going. Then a horrible sight met her dark brown eyes, it was a man, smoking! Worse still, the wind blew the smoke right at her direction! The girl dodged quickly to the left to avert the noxious cloud which drifted her way. Alas the effort was wasted as the evil scent of nicotine and various chemicals entered her system. She became furious again!

Out whipped her file and out the man flew and landed in the middle out the road where the cars rolled over his tar filled body till all that remained was a sickly dark red stain. The lights turned red as the girl laughed merrily to herself as a few crows flew down from their high perches to feast on the mulchy remains of the man.

All in a day's work, riding the world of evil!

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