A loster lobster went for a walk one day.

Outside life went about passingly but loster lobster just got more lost, and the more loster lobster walked the deeper it fell into lostness and then it suddenly found it couldn't get out anymore. Then a sea faerie appeared and promised to save loster lobster.

"Dear loster lobster, you have lived your life being lost and never found. Your only way out of this is to either lose your shell or to lose your heart, only then you will be found."

Loster lobster thought long and hard, either way it was screwed, for it could not live without the other. It could try going deeper into lostness, but it might make things even worse.

For the hundredth time in it's short short life, loster lobster was lost once again.