THE PERSON WHO SENT A TROJAN VIRUS *TO MY LAPTOP (HER) IS IN FOR A WORLD OF PAIN IF I GET MY HANDS ON YOUR MISERABLE PERSON.

Stupid fuckers with too much free time, living in their parent's basements at 30. MAY YOU NEVER TOUCH A FEMALE.

*I did NOT open any dodgy attachements and a few days ago I saw some trojans being detected on avg and thought no more of it.

I probably won't be blogging or using the net much now that she's dying and sick, and I do hate the desktop keyboard. I feel like I'm being angry and punching away at keys when in fact they are just harder to push.

On the upside, Søren, my new 120GB portable hard disk joins the family, alongside Middlemarch II and Suharto. I swear I will name my laptop a less confusing name next time.