I'm glad I skipped school today. I was so tired I slept all the way till 11:15 am, sleeping through what must have been ten thousand phone calls (I usually wake up when I hear them) as my grandmother tried to contact me about lunch today. In the end I finally only woke when my grandmother was banging away at my room door. Note the word "banging", not "knocking" or "tapping", but full on when-I-bash-down-this-door-I'm-going-to-rape/kill/torture-you kind of frantic strong handed banging. Yes my grandma is no weakling, and evidently this granddaughter needs a lot more rest.