Friday, April 17, 2009

I often feel like Dilbert

A Log of 17th April 2009:

7:05 AM - Wake up
7:25 AM - Wake up again
7:30 AM - Shower
8:10 AM - Eat breakfast
8:35 AM - Fall asleep on couch
8:42 AM - Get picked up by Mr Tan
9:18 AM - Look for Lotus, cannot find it second day running
9:22 AM - Enter office
9:34 AM - Make Tea
9:41 AM - Realise that I'm drinking Dilmah tea out of a free Lipton cup
9:43 AM - Pretend to do work
9:44 AM - Start shredding paper
9:48 AM - Stop to read and reply to message on phone
10:27 AM - Go out to buy curry puffs and masala tea
10:50 AM - Come back, give tea to guard
10:53 AM - Eat a sardine curry puff
11:07 AM - Add water into Lipton cup, water now looks like urine because of earlier tea remnants
11:08 AM - Shred paper
11:21 AM - Read e-mail, think about calling Zuji Singapore and take meds
12:28 AM - Log into FB
12:58 PM - Phone duty/shredding paper again, eat another sardine puff because I'm hungry
1:45 PM - Hope someone calls so I can put them on hold to the tune of Can't Touch This
2:03 PM - Finish duty, go down to buy food and tea for Saras
2:23 PM - Eat lunch in pantry
2:36 PM - Laugh at advert in classified that says "Christian Removal Service" and "mass wedding event including solemnisation of vows on an MRT train"
3:01 PM - Start reading manga
3:24 PM - Finish reading manga, shred paper
3:30 PM - Talk on phone to someone in India, purportedly representing Zuji Singapore
3:42 PM - End call and take meds
3:48 PM - Start creating new on-the-go playlist
3:50 PM - Start shredding paper again
4:35 PM - Get asked to buy tea
4:40 PM - Head out to buy tea
4:50 PM - Find out tea lady sold me one extra cup of tea
4:59 PM - Give extra tea to guards
5:00 PM - Return back to office, give out tea
5:03 PM - Start shredding
5:12 PM - Called to take over phone duty so phone guy can relieve himself
5:20 PM - Return back to desk, start shredding again
5:23 PM - Feel sick. Think I had too much tea today.
5:27 PM - Remember phone has been charging since 1:20 PM, go and get it
5:30 PM - Cut out wedding ad and place it on absent Nazmi's desk
5:38 PM - Go to wash face
5:49 PM - Shred paper
6:00 PM - Realise there's a tea stain on desk, clean it up
6:05 PM - Mr Tan turns on air conditioning
6:06 PM - Legs and arms start freezing again
6:07 PM - Headache
6:08 PM - Take meds
6:09 PM - Clean up desk, use toilet
6:14 PM - Send this thing to myself
6:17 PM - Leave office for MRT station
6:24 PM - Reach MRT station
6:26 PM - Board train
6:28 PM - Giggle at two gay guys standing in front of me who are pinching each others nipples in jest, then posing like they're gonna start making out
6:36 PM - Meet Jeremy Foo at Orchard MRT station
6:50 PM - Arrive at Tanglin Club for dinner
7:45 PM - Headache again. Take more meds.
7:50 PM - Walk towards Takashimaya
8:00 PM - Bum around Kino
9:05 PM - Leave Jeremy to go to bus stop
9:11 PM - Bus arrives
9:27 PM - Arrive home
9:34 PM - Shower
9:44 PM - Wait for phone call, attempt to call
10:00 PM - Attempt to call again
10:15 PM - Still waiting, and attempt to call again
10:29 PM - Get through, should have not called and waited instead -_________________-
10:36 PM - Recieve phone call
10:55 PM - Phone call ends
10:56 PM - Start mindlessly surfing internet
11:03 PM - Give up logging for the day and post entry

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I did all of the office logs as they happened, not by memory. You can guess how free and pointless today was. Tsk.

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