I would like it very much if I could just clone myself and change the gender of the clone.

Then I would marry him and we'd feed off each other's depression and drown in each other while enjoying good music, films and books at the same time.

At the very least he filled up that 'superficial' criteria.

(And if I ever fall into a relationship/self-induced state of liking again, he'd have to have those bits at least!)