The Plain White Ts have absolutely nothing on Tom Jones. Hey there Delilah? How about WHY WHY WHY DELILAH!

Next time find a more creative name which has zero links to a vocal powerhouse, albeit a totally campy one.

Edit: Sigh, I long for the day when I can go to sleep knowing I won't wake up with gastric pains the next day, being able to eat without being afraid of puking, repeat ad infinitum.